Thursday, January 8, 2009

finally... finish with my new blog skin for 2009.
manage to archive all other posts for previous years... thanks to May.

TGIF. but there's nothing on my list that is hip and exciting.
well, most of the time there isn't any. LOL.
can i say the urge to return to clubbing life has return... but i'm reminding myself about the resolutions made. (study hard, less club)
but sometimes there are reasons to club like celebrating my first year as a clubber (i first club on 30th dec 2007)...
ok. i think its more like finding lame reasons to club...

been missing sentosa these day too.
haven tan for quite sometime... rain and busy schedule.
hopefully i can find time for tanning session b4 Chinese New Year...

reading a friend's blog and i came across this post which i find it very interesting.

  • A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye.The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye.Science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes - i don't like to eat carrots... is that why i am so 'pa jiao'?
  • A Tomato has four chambers and is red.The heart has four chambers and is red.All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food - coincidentally, i hate tomatoes too... and i have heart problems. but still i won't eat tomatoes.
  • Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart.Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food - yes, grapes! more grapes...
  • A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums.Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex.We now know walnuts help develop more than three 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function - i love walnuts. This explains why i am so intelligent... lol
  • Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys - what are kidney beans?
  • Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs.Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers.It takes exactly nine 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit - avocadoes sucks. oh... slimming centres would do the job.
  • Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow.Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility - i like figs too. hmm... if i am male...
  • Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries
  • Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts - this is so damn FAKE! i eat oranges almost everyday... but why... ... where's my Pamela Anderson Breasts?
  • Onions look like the body's cells.Today's research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells.They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body - and then you will stink like hell too...

time for my afternoon nap. CIAO!

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